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OMG BEST TV SHOW EVER <3 Girl Code <333

mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”

and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”

AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID

my-twisted-fantasie:

(via TumbleOn)

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

me: hey mum, lets say you die.
mum: ok
me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be? 
mum: 
mum: you
mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me

thelaughingmagician:

stannisbaratheon:

i honestly don’t trust gifsets of food anymore because they might be scenes from hannibal

just-jord4n:

trillow:

step on the back of my shoe so my foot comes out and i’ll step on the back of your head so your teeth come out

dead

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

epic-chair:

Chuck and Blair hold hands. Chuck and Blair go to the movies.
- Blair 6x10

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow